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lemmy.world

There were no monkeys when dinosaurs existed, also more time elapsed between the stegosaurus in the back existing and the t rex and triceratops than between them and us.

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Doesn't mean they weren't checking their security system video feed every few million years. Monkeys spotted, time to head home!

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Jo Miranreply
lemmy.ml

And throughout it all...sharks.

Stegosaurs = ~150 million years ago

Sharks = ~450 million years ago

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Sharks = ~450 million years ago

Yeah, well try launching a ship full of water into orbit and see how far you get. The sea life is doomed to never explore space.

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lemm.ee

It’s kinda hard to explain, but we’ve dug up almost all of your ancestors’ bodies and put them on display. Ooh, and the kids love it.

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Num10ckreply
lemmy.world

we desecrated the bodies of billions of them to create disposable containers and fuel their delivery.

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We don't make fuel or plastics from dinosaurs. We make fuel and plastics from ancient plankton and algae.

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startrek.website

The TV series Earth: Final Conflict, made by Gene Roddenberry, had a story based on this premise:-).

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Star Trek Voyager did too.

They ran across a race of super-advanced aliens in the Delta Quadrant that were evolved from dinosaurs.

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Iirc it was a meteor that carried earth stuff. Aka jizz missile.

*Wait mine is Space above and beyond.

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