cat·catsbyUltragigagigantic And I thought having a bathroom supervisor was badView original on lemmy.world597Comments15Reply
hheyevwebody replylemmy.world3Hide 3 repliesAsk me the questions, toilet keeper. I am not afraid.18Reply
WWhiskyTangoFoxtrot replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyMy questions are only for the strongest beings and you are of the weakest.4Reply
recursive_recursion [they/them] replyprogramming.devWell then that's it toilet keeper. I'll go downstairs! I'll use the downstairs bathroom to pee :<3Reply
Glitchington lemmy.world"If you wish to empty your bladder, fill my food dish and make me fatter."17Reply
mm12421k replyiusearchlinux.fyithen thou shall take tis ring and thou shall kill for me. sorry I don't remember the lines 😅😅2Reply
EEvilEyedPanda lemmy.worldHow many tickles does it take to get to the orgasam of a butthole...?0Reply
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...three.
Before you are permitted to pee.
Ask me the questions, toilet keeper. I am not afraid.
THAT'S EASY!!!
My questions are only for the strongest beings and you are of the weakest.
Well then that's it toilet keeper. I'll go downstairs! I'll use the downstairs bathroom to pee :<
"If you wish to empty your bladder, fill my food dish and make me fatter."
Before you piddle, answer my riddle...
Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow.
An African or European swallow?
Will thou not join us?
I would be honored to join the toilet kitty covenant
then thou shall take tis ring and thou shall kill for me.
sorry I don't remember the lines 😅😅
How many tickles does it take to get to the orgasam of a butthole...?
Bathroom what??
Shiddles