Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987)
Diamond smugglers, (spy-) action, boobs, razorblade frisbees, perplexing sex scenes and a snake infected by deadly toxins from cancer-infested rats; Hard Ticket to Hawaii is definitely one of the more entertaining Andy Sidaris movies.
The theme song is wonderful!! I love that the lyrics continue with "..it's not paradise all the time". 🎶 I still think it's a paradise though, despite a couple of bad hombres and an evil snake. ;)
At first I thought your description was one of those AI image creation prompts.
Haha! Most of Andy's movies feel like they're AI creation prompts. They're wild! :)
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