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feddit.uk

See aw these weans cuttin about wi their AI or GPT Mistral or fitever it is, kiddin oan they've done their homework kennin fine well that Sam Altman or fa'sever it is aats i meatball that's done it really - they can al get tae fuck so they can but, nae cunt's replicatin how loons are gabbin awa iday, eh?

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Consider the young persons of today - going about their lives with their AI functions and ChatGPT or Mistral technologies - trying to hide the fact that they have cheated on their school homework, when it's really the tech created by that rogue Sam Altman that's done the research and drafting of it - but they should hang their heads in shame, because it can't replicate how the boys in Scotland talk amongst themselves in this day and age.

Fuck me I wrote that, and still struggled to rewrite it in British English.

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lemm.ee

lol, I actually understood that. But how?

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I'm a black Scottish cyclops. They got more fecking sea monsters in the great Lochett Ness than they got the likes of me.

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lemmy.world

That is the most Gregor McGregor that ever Gregor'd

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Ech
lemm.ee

First, this scientific paper is throwing shade left and right. Did a Scot wrong them in some way?

Second, does this mean a healthy variety of Scottish dialects will be our secret weapon against AI surveillance?

Third - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbDnxzrbxn4

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feddit.de

I don’t think it’s a scientific paper. The first author is from cranberry-lemon university, not Carnegie-Mellon

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Echreply

I wasn't paying attention to that at all, hah. "William Wallace University"? Very on the nose. Had to search up "Cazique of Poyais", but that's a good ref too. Now I'm wondering what this is from.

*A quick search suggests it's from this book of satirical research papers.

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I don’t know if the scholars at cranberry-lemon university studying interracial computer science are all that trustworthy

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Exactly the video I was thinking of on my way into this thread. Thank you.

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