lemmyshitpost·Lemmy ShitpostbyFlying Squid Handy guide.View original on lemmy.world448Comments23Reply
SSiegfried lemmy.world7Hide 7 repliesYou can't prove the second statement. We think that it may not cause gonorrhea45Reply
Flying Squid replylemmy.world4Hide 4 repliesAll I know is I've been to a lot of natural history museums and I still haven't tested positive for gonorrhea.18Reply
tigeruppercut replylemmy.zip3Hide 3 repliesDon't be jealous just bc you can't get dates w the cool diplodocuses19Reply
IImgonnatrythis sh.itjust.works8Hide 8 repliesDiplodocus not causing gonorrhea is a nonemeperic presumption.22Reply
aleats replyiusearchlinux.fyi5Hide 5 repliesYou've got bigger problems if there's dinosaurs inside your bloodstream anyway.19Reply
Flying Squid replylemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesOops. I forgot they aren't real. But then drones could have dinosaur in their blood...2Reply
Flying Squid replylemmy.worldTrue. Has anyone examined the fossils to see if they're causing gonorrhea?5Reply
KKaryoplasma replydiscuss.tchncs.deI'll just use Occam's Razor until definite proof is provided.4Reply
Flying Squid replylemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesIt's very simple- it's safe to fuck a diplodocus but not certain bacterium.2Reply
DDiploRaucous replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyI need a third panel. DiploRaucous. Very medium. Struggles to spell gonarrhea. ;)3Reply
Flying Squid replylemmy.worldSpelling is not the issue. The question is whether or not you're contagious.1Reply
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You can't prove the second statement. We think that it may not cause gonorrhea
All I know is I've been to a lot of natural history museums and I still haven't tested positive for gonorrhea.
Don't be jealous just bc you can't get dates w the cool diplodocuses
Diplodocusi
Diplodocusae
Diplodocci
Wake up sheeple? Where do you think it came from?!?!?
It's like you guys never heard of all the crazy dinosaur orgies
Diplodocus not causing gonorrhea is a nonemeperic presumption.
You've got bigger problems if there's dinosaurs inside your bloodstream anyway.
What if you're a bird?
You mean a drone? c/birdsarentreal
Oops. I forgot they aren't real.
But then drones could have dinosaur in their blood...
Drones get charged by energy produced by dinosaurs
I've never seen a bird get filled up at a gas station!
True. Has anyone examined the fossils to see if they're causing gonorrhea?
I'll just use Occam's Razor until definite proof is provided.
Concentrate... Do not make the obvious joke...
Wait... I'm confused. Do I cause gonorrhea or no?
It's very simple- it's safe to fuck a diplodocus but not certain bacterium.
I need a third panel. DiploRaucous. Very medium. Struggles to spell gonarrhea. ;)
Spelling is not the issue. The question is whether or not you're contagious.
Mr. Hand is salivating from the grave