You're getting interviewed by the boss for your dream job and he purposely farts, makes eyecontact, and says, "I made a stinky for you, does it smell delightful? Or delicious?" What's your response?
Some asshole is talking shit behind your back, sir.
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You're getting interviewed by the boss for your dream job and he purposely farts, makes eyecontact, and says, "I made a stinky for you, does it smell delightful? Or delicious?" What's your response? | Spyke
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I think I'd walk out.
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Do I detect a note of peach? With maybe a hint of eggplant? But mostly it smells like ass. Yes, definitely ass.
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Succulent, sir
Sorry Bud, haven't really been able to smell anything since my last bout of COVID. Do you need to go clean up?
Some asshole is talking shit behind your back, sir.