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His dick is hard like a steeple

He can't wait to lay 'er.

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Yea the sun is absolutely fucked over here

That and we have a culture of "eh fuck it I'll deal with it later"

And also a majority of our population are pale as introverted vampires

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A culture of glorifying tans, mixed with needing a reason to show off your southern cross tattoo, beautiful weather and free public BBQs at parks and beaches.

Remember to slip, slop, slap

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I thought this was because ozone depletion in the general area? When I lived their I got burnt in around 5 minutes. When I lived in Thailand the next summer, it took 15. Anecdotal, yes, but it but my lily white skin can feel itself sizzle pretty accurately imo.

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