aantidote101 lemmy.world4Hide 4 repliesGod literally watches all his children have sex, stay away from him, dude's a major creep.91Reply
cchumbalumber replylemmy.blahaj.zone9Hide 9 repliesYou call the Lord 'Father'; I call him 'Daddy'.36Reply
Semivir [he/him, she/her] replylemmy.blahaj.zone2Hide 2 repliesI swear I'm a good girl... For this reason I bow my knees before the Father Ephesians 3:14 Lot's of fun yet to be had taking other passages out of context.20Reply
cchumbalumber replylemmy.blahaj.zone1Hide 1 replyTbh I'm happy to take the naughty bits from Ezekiel fully in context. I'm in it for the donkey dong.19Reply
TotallynotJessica replylemmy.world5Hide 5 repliesForgive me daddy 🙏 I've been a naughty girl 🥺16Reply
LoudWaterHombre replylemmy.dbzer0.com4Hide 4 repliesI forgive you, no just kidding its spanking time9Reply
AllNewTypeFace leminal.space2Hide 2 repliesAs they say in the Bible Belt, if you see a good Christian girl on her knees, chances are she ain’t praying.14Reply
TotallynotJessica replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyWorshipping something more important than the Lord(not a high bar tbf)10Reply
JJayObey711 lemmy.worldIt's like he's the rizzler and I'm sticking out all my dedication and worship.13Reply
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God literally watches all his children have sex, stay away from him, dude's a major creep.
Who do you think the cuck chair is for?
What the fuck is a cuck chair? Do I even want to know?
It’s where the cuck sits, obviously.
I mean, if you did you'd already know.
Source of the bottom panel?
The Bible.
Shlonkin the Lord silly
You call the Lord 'Father'; I call him 'Daddy'.
I swear I'm a good girl...
Lot's of fun yet to be had taking other passages out of context.
Tbh I'm happy to take the naughty bits from Ezekiel fully in context. I'm in it for the donkey dong.
Ahh yes, 23:20. A classic.
Forgive me daddy 🙏 I've been a naughty girl 🥺
I forgive you, no just kidding its spanking time
😩
So it's time to start the slut era I guess
Only an E-slut, for now :3
You lied to me 😪
As they say in the Bible Belt, if you see a good Christian girl on her knees, chances are she ain’t praying.
Worshipping something more important than the Lord(not a high bar tbf)
Or at least something that actually exists
It's like he's the rizzler and I'm sticking out all my dedication and worship.
"C'est a genou que l'on aspire le mieux au bonheur"
Ils savaient.
Nah mate, for his is the power the kingdom and glory. Forever and ever.
May you add a nsfw tag pls
Done