Spyke

Tell it that, while you “support” its decisions, funding its college education will be contingent on finding a spouse to have a baby with.

Follow me for more toxic phone-parenting tips.

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tpihkalreply
lemmy.world

Probably a month or so, surprisingly, Lemmy has reminded me several times now.

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This post reminds me of one of my favourite Anthony Jeselnik jokes:

My dad did not fuck around. My dad did not trust anybody. My dad did not trust anyone. In fact, he had a saying… but he wouldn’t tell me.

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junereply
lemmy.world

Turning it over does nothing particularly special other than looking at the image upside down. There’s no second image. If you turned the image upside down you got got for trusting OP.

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9point6reply
lemmy.world

I don't believe you, this is clearly a real coffee

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9point6reply
lemmy.world

I'll concede the finger might be artificial, but that's a real coffee.

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lemmy.world

Hmmm. But is moka pot real espresso? If I swizzle hot milk with an IKEA toy, is it real froth? My morning cappuccino sits on a throne of lies.

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davereply
feddit.uk

Seems harsh—lots of people make coffee these days.

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Doesn't it say, got me one time shame on you, got me two time shame one me ?

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