The other day I was talking to my friend about Freudian slips. he had mentioned how he had just had one that day and when buying tickets said he wanted tickets to 'tittsburgh'. It made me laugh and reminded me of one I had had that morning. I had meant to ask my wife to pass the salt but instead I said 'YOU CHEATING WHORE YOU RUINED MY LIFE'
Please tell me that the title is a Napoleon Dynamite quote. At this point in my life, I feel like I was the only one to quote this line and now everyone looks at me weird.
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A 'Freudian slip' is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
The other day I was talking to my friend about Freudian slips. he had mentioned how he had just had one that day and when buying tickets said he wanted tickets to 'tittsburgh'. It made me laugh and reminded me of one I had had that morning. I had meant to ask my wife to pass the salt but instead I said 'YOU CHEATING WHORE YOU RUINED MY LIFE'
So you passed the salt
Dad gtfo
That will be 100 dollars see u next week
Na it is just the slip your mom wears
Why am I laughing at this, this is so stupid lmaoo
Please tell me that the title is a Napoleon Dynamite quote. At this point in my life, I feel like I was the only one to quote this line and now everyone looks at me weird.
Yeah but at least you know what to say when they ask what you're doing.
Whatever I want to do, gosh!
Your Mom Goes To College
I still use this joke/line. You're not alone!
I can confirm that their mom is overwhelming
Is that Cookie Monster?
My first thought too.
Classic Freud. Making everything about ones mother as usual..
Give this man a cigar. 🥸