Spyke

I could see the old man making his account
"Breeding college? I'm a big supporter of American agriculture."

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Björnreply
swg-empire.de

As can be clearly seen by the legitimacy indication hyper checkmark super check, only the last one is legit.

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lugalreply
sopuli.xyz

The last one has the verification symbol

No seriously, I the the first is his real account and the second is a Twitter clone

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TJA!reply
sh.itjust.works

The Twitter clone is just copying his tweets from Twitter. So you can be relatively sure, that the content is also real.

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tweireply
discuss.tchncs.de

would be really fucking funny tho if they just posted some fake tweets from time to time

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no bananareply
lemmy.world

As POTUS I will make flushing the toilet on Mondays illegal

- Joe Biden

Some people would believe that.

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lemmy.world

As POTUS, I am committed above all else to implementing common sense regulation regarding the use and sale of bird makeup.

Joe Biden, Team Jacob

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no bananareply
lemmy.world

As POTUS, I will by executive order change every man's name to Jack, and every woman's name to Jack.

- Joe Biden, Professional skater

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As POTUS, it is my firm belief that the worst obstacle facing American men today is having hands that are too large to fit into a Pringles can. I will therefore institute mandatory hand reduction for every adult male in America, effective immediately

Joe Biden, High Priest of Venus

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lemmy.ml

Huh, why would one make up a bird? A reference to the memespiracy theory that birds don't exist?

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touristreply
lemmy.world

listen here bucko

don't call it a conspiracy theory

it's confirmed, just do your research

have you ever seen a bird? Like really see it up close?

yah dint think so

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aussie.zone

I’ve only ever seen a bird up-close to replace its AAA battery.

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I... I saved a baby birds life a couple years ago. It passed the baby bird Turing test. Squeek squeek.

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fl42vreply
lemmy.ml

Back in the day I used to store a skeleton of one under my bed; twas quite funny when my parents found it. Also, a few of those flew into my face when I was retrieving it. Does that count?

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lemmy.world

You've got it all wrong: it's an instance dedicated to discussion and advice regarding cosmetics for birds.

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lemmy.kde.social

What is a potus?

And why would a president use fucking threads but not a normal server? Liability?

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There is also FLOTUS (First Lady of the United States), or if you were me hearing that for the first time, you thought it was a shortened name for Flying Lotus.

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Maybe its cause its corporate backed instead of some guys? As in, they have tech support and people to sue.

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What is a potus?

It stands for something, like Piece Of Titanic Unethical Shit I can't remember.

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The beauty of the federated platform is that you get to choose the version of the person you want to follow: would you rather follow the President Biden on Threads, or the President Biden on Femboy Breeding College? It's a multiple choice question.

Of course, it's probably best if the US government setup their own domain like mastodon.whitehouse.gov if they really cared to have an official account that they have full control over.

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Is the "other blonde guy" with his gab network also federated?

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