programmer_humor·Programmer Humorby𝔻𝔼𝕍𝕀𝕃𝕀𝕊ℍ Wait... it's all backdoors ? Always has been bro...View original on lemmy.world476Comments9
�𝓹𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼 lemmy.blahaj.zone4Hide 4 repliesat least all those state actors will have to fight it out to control my system and i have an excuse for poor application performance67
sslazer2au replylemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesIt's not my fault it takes ages to compile. It's the government non mandated backdoors binaries causing it to take 3 hours instead of 2:59:59.536
mmarcos replylemmy.worldWhat's the real mind-blower: if some guy's computer was slow, the entire world would get a backdoor.17
ttsonfeir lemm.eeYet people give me shit when I say “I don’t want that js tool because it has too many dependencies”25
at least all those state actors will have to fight it out to control my system
and i have an excuse for poor application performance
It's not my fault it takes ages to compile. It's the government non mandated backdoors binaries causing it to take 3 hours instead of 2:59:59.5
What's the real mind-blower: if some guy's computer was slow, the entire world would get a backdoor.
Can’t we dynamically link them?
The ultimate backdoor runner (and cryptominer)
other relevent XKCD: https://xkcd.com/2166/
Yet people give me shit when I say “I don’t want that js tool because it has too many dependencies”
One of those backdoors is in the front.
Thats the back backdoor