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feddit.de

Lol tipping your landlord? What fresh hell is this.

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shalafireply
lemmy.world

It's a cute little lemmy meme. No one does this. No one talks about this. No one expects this. It's fake outrage.

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No outrage, it's just a joke making fun of entitled landlords

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Finds the nearest drain
“Hello, Georgie! Do you want your boat back?”

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Tipping my landlord, hell no! I did tip a live in superintendent at one building I lived in every Christmas. Dude lived a rough life but somehow found his way to maintaining an old building, and he was great at it. If you saw him on the street you'd assume he was homeless, but infact he kept a building housing many people running. He was very friendly, kind, and respectful. He was an exception, I'd give him a small gift, usually chocolate and a small gift card. He was a very good dude and that deserved to be acknowledged.

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midwest.social

Here’s a tip for landlords: try to keep your heads attached when the revolution finally comes.

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lemm.ee

Pretty sure it's a meme that's going to become real at this rate. Kinda like the "birds aren't real" meme conspiracy theory that managed to suck a couple of fools in

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whatever birder, I bet you also buy big ornithopta’s attempt to rebrand dinosaurs as having feathers to help shove their bird seed of lies down our throat?

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I don't think so. I got pushed an 'influencer' landlord about a year ago, and one of the videos I saw was this dude pushing tipping

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lemmy.ml

afaik youre expected, informally, to provide 2 months rent up front in japan as a tip

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All of those are way better things to spend money on instead of tipping a landlord

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rabreply

You don't? How will he feed his kids then?

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lemmy.world

Wait... you guys tip landlords??? I won't even offer them coffee whenever i meet them!

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No, it's not really a thing. There are some extremely entitled landlords that believe they do deserve a tip though. They can get the tip of my shoe up their ass if they really want one

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There was a meme about a landlord complaining on Facebook that nobody tipped them

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lemmy.world

Cuck Chair is a slang term for a chair situated nearby and facing a bed, allowing for a cuckold to sit and watch their partner have sex with another person. Cuck chairs are often found in hotel rooms, inspiring the viral meme catchphrase, "Every Hotel Got the Cuck Chair."

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sbvreply
sh.itjust.works

Thank you for explaining that. I've got a lot to think about now.

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sh.itjust.works

The whole “cuck” thing kinda only floats in certain crowds, you’re not really out of any important loop.

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Yeah. I've avoided that shit since it leaked out. And here I am behind the curve.

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the only tips your landlord needs are the ones that show on Skyrim's loading screens as rendered by your sick gaming pc

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How do so few people in this comments section see the obvious satire?? It's clearly making fun of both landlords and absurd tipping culture.

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lemmy.ca

In what world would anyone tip a landlord, its satire to the fact landlords keep raising rent and draining renters to nothing.

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lemmy.world

I guarantee people are tipping their landlords.

They shouldnt be, but they are. Guilt is strong.

Your message wasnt clear because it makes it seems like it could be "stupid renters have money for all this dumb shit but cant even tip a landlord"

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Cuck Chair is a slang term for a chair situated nearby and facing a bed, allowing for a cuckold to sit and watch their partner have sex with another person. Cuck chairs are often found in hotel rooms, inspiring the viral meme catchphrase, "Every Hotel Got the Cuck Chair."

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You need the cuck chair so you have somewhere to sit when your landlord comes over

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I like my landlord but the only tip I'd give him is to maybe drink a bit less and quit smoking.

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I'd tip my landlord if they prioritised me. Like the tap started leaking—they repair or pay for it obviously—but if they came around same afternoon, I'd give 'em a six pack.

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