"As long as I shoot up before the sun rises, it’s halal.”
Yes, I know I'm stretching the limits of what should be posted here as this isn't actual Religious Cringe...but it is funny*. Magnanimous as the mods are, I'm sure you'll allow me this largesse on today's holiday overlap. Happy Ramadan Homestretch, my infidels! Only 9-ish days (maybe) before Eid Al-Fitr!
https://deadline.com/2024/03/snl-ramy-youssef-ozempic-for-ramadan-1235872512/Open linkView original on midwest.social
It's alright we are way more relaxed on the weekends. Therefore you are not breaking any rules.
Too kind, sahib! 🙇♂️
!detroit ☆ !michigan
I laughed way too hard with this. My coworkers who are religious are constantly going, "Well if I do it this way, it's fine."
"The letter vs the spirit", I suppose. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
You cannot even use the excuse of being sick as if you are sick you do not need to fast (with some asterisks). This is totally embarrassing...