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"No, I actually think he's a brilliant composer, I just said his music stinks"

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It’s 9AM on a Saturday And I am dropping a deuce There’s a piano sitting next me My bowels are sloppy and loose

“Maybe a bit too relatable?” - Billy Joel (probably)

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I used to work at a recording studio in the 90s. There was a telephone in the bathroom. Once I asked why and my boss said that sometimes people needed a private place to use the phone and that when John Mellencamp recorded an album there back in the 80s, he spent a lot of his down time using the bathroom phone.

It was unknown if he did so while pooping.

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Clearly they do know when inspiration will hit, as it does for a lot of us.

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Where I live I could pickup a free piano, any kind I want even grand, every day of the year. If only I had more room in my bathroom

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