Spyke

Objects never fall on the floor after N nudges in which N belongs to the set 2 + 3x, where x is a integer greater or equal to zero.

It's common cat knowledge.

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If it's anything like my cat, it just moves onto the next object offending her by being on the table.

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lemmy.ml

One of my cats' version of that flowchart replaces "nudge it" with "hit it with your butt" and "rubs it with your face".

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Nah, that's still nudging. Your cat just chooses to make it more interesting by not using her peets every time.

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Cats deeply understand that their primary purpose in life is to increase entropy.

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