7-Eleven plans to sell hot dog-flavored sparkling water - Feddit UK
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Will they also sell chocolate starfish?
I hope so. Their biscuits make my knees weak. Limp, even.
My favorite part about that song is that Fred fucks up his count of how many fucks he says in his fucked up rhyme.
I see what you did there.
Even worse than the headline...
How do you fuck up hotdog water?
Because the relish flavor got stuck in R&D
I'm just imagining the hot dogs sitting in a bucket of water like... [https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/disenchantment/images/2/2a/Me-flavored-water-salesman.png/revision/latest?cb=20230916175637](in Disenchanted)