funny·Funny: Home of the HahabyThe Picard Maneuver Extra food glitchView original on lemmy.world151Comments19Reply
llordmauve replyprogramming.dev2Hide 2 repliesTriangles taste objectively worse. The acute 45° angles are not effective at retaining sandwich contents so you are just tasting plain bread. By cutting orthogonally you create 90° corners on each segment, allowing a uniform distribution of delicious filling throughout each sandwich segment. That's just maths.6Reply
vvrek replyprogramming.dev2Hide 2 repliesActually cutting the sandwich cause some amount of crumbs and some amount of sandwich ends up on the knife. It's a minuscule amount but a uncut sandwich gives you the most sandwich.12Reply
iironhydroxide replysh.itjust.works1Hide 1 replyBut it does not give you the most sandwiches, as when you cut a sandwich, you have 2 sandwiches.20Reply
Gradually_Adjusting lemmy.world4Hide 4 repliesBut if you cut it in a very specific order, it can give you enough calories to kill god9Reply
HikingVet replylemmy.ca3Hide 3 repliesCan you share please? I am so hungry, and killing god sounds fun.8Reply
AAnticorp lemmy.worldWhat it does actually give you is a nice spot to hold the sandwich while you bite off the appropriately sized end pieces.3Reply
kamiheku replysopuli.xyzNot a game; based on the watermark it's some funny haha publication by the name of IRL Loading Screens. The style is based on TES: Oblivion though10Reply
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Triangles taste better. That's just science.
Triangles taste objectively worse. The acute 45° angles are not effective at retaining sandwich contents so you are just tasting plain bread.
By cutting orthogonally you create 90° corners on each segment, allowing a uniform distribution of delicious filling throughout each sandwich segment.
That's just maths.
Your math fails when you consider ketchup.
Someone needs to learn how to hold a sandwich!
Hexagons are the Bestagons
Not cutting the sandwich gives you less sandwiches.
Actually cutting the sandwich cause some amount of crumbs and some amount of sandwich ends up on the knife. It's a minuscule amount but a uncut sandwich gives you the most sandwich.
But it does not give you the most sandwiches, as when you cut a sandwich, you have 2 sandwiches.
Exactly
But if you cut it in a very specific order, it can give you enough calories to kill god
Can you share please? I am so hungry, and killing god sounds fun.
Probably something like that.
The sacred texts!
Witch!
But James May would disapprove of that kind of cut.
Grey is not the best color for a sandwich
What it does actually give you is a nice spot to hold the sandwich while you bite off the appropriately sized end pieces.
What game is that?
Not a game; based on the watermark it's some funny haha publication by the name of IRL Loading Screens. The style is based on TES: Oblivion though