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lemm.ee

Two months from now:

LifeWise pastor arrested for child molestation. Says Biden made him do it.

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lemm.ee

Concerned Matriarchs LLC spokesperson says female staff are not pedophiles for having sex with underage boys in order the make them straight.

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What other hope do we have,” Penton said, “but to inject the word of God into the hearts of brainwash the next generation?”

-ftfy

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Not that I want this nation to turn into a theocracy, but when it does, I look forward to the Great Sectarian Wars.

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lemmy.ca

Have any one of these chucklefucks asked God if he even wants to be 'back in' public schools?

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Why yes, of course they have! It turns out god conveniently wants all the same things they want and hates all the same people they hate! Isn't it a miracle?

Oh, and he wants money.

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I just love how they claim it's not state sponsored. While anyone who doesn't participate doesn't continue classes. They go to the library until the Christian kids come back. The entire school day is structured around their "off-site" prayer.

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How an Ohio group is bringing God back to public schools | Spyke