wronganswersonly·Wrong Answers Only!byFartsWithAnAccent I need to save up for retirement: What should I do?View original on lemmy.world3Comments14
Lanusensei87 lemmy.world1Hide 1 replyI have several monkey jpegs you might be interested in, their value can only go upwards so they are a very good investment.6
aandrewta lemmy.world3Hide 3 repliesCreate an only fans. Post pictures of your feet. Get people to send you their pics. Blackmail them.3
DDharmaCurious replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyOut of curiosity, is your username a reference the Cinderella panto?2
RCMaehl [Any] lemmy.world[email protected] had members move over and since they were smart enough to move here, you know they're the best of the best. Literally can't go tits up3
DDeuces lemmy.worldIf you're in a rush, just buy on margin. Rich people use debt to get richer, why should you cheat yourself out of their tools?2
I have several monkey jpegs you might be interested in, their value can only go upwards so they are a very good investment.
Sounds legit, message me the details.
Get a reverse mortgage and use the money to buy a timeshare.
Doesn’t get much wronger than that
Go big or go home. Bring your life savings to Vegas and try to double it.
Create an only fans. Post pictures of your feet. Get people to send you their pics. Blackmail them.
Hmm, I do have feet...
Out of curiosity, is your username a reference the Cinderella panto?
Nope, I just pulled it out of my ass.
[email protected] had members move over and since they were smart enough to move here, you know they're the best of the best. Literally can't go tits up
If you're in a rush, just buy on margin. Rich people use debt to get richer, why should you cheat yourself out of their tools?
Retire on your deathbed.
Ah the American dream
No worries, just give it to me and I'll keep it safe!