Boris Johnson announces arrival of sixth, seventh, eighth or maybe even ninth child
A spokesperson for Boris Johnson has announced that the former prime minister and his current wife Carrie Symonds have had another healthy baby boy
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I hope someone is keeping count, because I doubt he is.
He needs snipping.
We send Boris Johnson £350 million a week in child benefit. Let's spend it on the NHS instead.
I misread that as sniping, but that'll do in the meantime.
That would be acceptable.
As per the Beeb article he has "four grown-up children with second wife Marina Wheeler, and another daughter from an affair" plus the other 2 he had whilst in office. So I'd say eighth as the bare minimum
Is that his second or third with Carrie? Are they all boys with her?
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