Spyke

Honestly, if the dude taking my order at Popeyes doesn’t look like he’s already killed me in his head three times, then I don’t want it

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I've never been close to fighting a fast food worker so I'm fine with this. No one can say they weren't warned.

63

If people who fight in public could read, they'd be very upset

24

I have to fight them off constantly due to their managers forcing them to upsell. I have to grab my two knuckle buster tasers, arms outstretched, and spin ferociously until they back away fearing my impressive RPM.

/J ofc

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lemmy.today

Reminds me of a sketch comedy video on YouTube where popeyes is scouting out a new location in the worst neighborhood possible and some gangsters threaten them at gunpoint until the popeyes employee informs him of who he is messing with.

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lemmy.world

I hope that sketch wasn't done by white people, because "black people love their fried chicken" is kind of racist...

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lemmy.world

Good thinking to get offended before preventively. Really well prepared guy.

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lemmynsfw.com

Wouldn't "Putting the Pop in Popeyes" make more sense and less hassle?

Too on the nose? Low hanging fruit?

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I just go around pinning these to random cash registers like kick-me signs.

7

Only the best and brightest minds running popeyes.

Surely engaging with a seemingly combative and offensive crowd with threats will be the most effective.

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lemm.ee

Probably will. I don't think this is a good idea for liability reasons, but people who threaten retail workers are usually cowards. Or crazy, but mostly cowards.

Something more legal would say "this place protected by security and cameras", with a live video feed on a TV visible to patrons.

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