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lemmy.ml

I have three rules:

  • Biggest one tops

  • No funny stuff in the peehole

  • We will make out first and you will like it

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lemmy.blahaj.zone

Biggest dick or tallest or is it by volume? Cause I have a decent chance at winning two of those and I just want to get fucked D=

Ok with #3 tho

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lemmy.ml

By length. Sorry I didn't make the rules. I have a very small penis.

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Is it even technically gay if the two users are opposite genders? (not sure if Zeppo is male, it only seems like it from the profile, if I'm wrong I deeply apologize).

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Depends on the user’s default sort.

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hmm, i wonder which two random r/196 users might find themselves directly above and below my post | Spyke