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lemmy.world

This is fucking brilliant. Wish I had the nerve to climb one of those signs and change the wording to this. LMAO.

They should also hand out pocket pussies and dildos at their restaurants. They can put them in their children’s meals.

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FuglyDuckreply
lemmy.world

He’s a franchise owner

Which depending on how many stores he has, might actually make him a ceo etc.(usually, franchises are held in a llc or similar to protect assets of the owner from it going tits up or whatever. Usually each store is its own company, though a new location might be pooled together with an established one to feed assets while it becomes established.

Depending on how much media attention he gets… Chick-fil-A might force him to sell. For reference it takes 10k start up (and whatever else you need for the building and shit,)

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Right, an owner of a Chick-fil-A or chain of them, but not THE owner/CEO of Chic-fil-A.

The title makes it seem that what's going on here.

I'm not defending Chick-fil-A, I'm just pointing out the shit title. I don't understand the love for Chick-fil-A and their overpriced mediocre chicken sandwiches.

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Yes, that's important. I'm sure the victim is happier now that you've clarified that bit.

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What do you, mean it has all, the punctuation you could, want

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lemm.ee

it feels like it's only ever a matter of time before X person or Y group or Z company that's run by and/or espouses so-called "Christian" views, especially the more vocal and focused on "family" issues will be exposed, somehow, as being involved in some sort of sex abuse scandal or being involved in some sort of sexually-involved hypocrisy. it's seemingly all these people know...

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It's like they think if they shout loud enough people will actually thing they believe those values and aren't a raging pedo

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lemmy.world

An Ohio Chick-fil-A owner has been arrested after authorities say he drove more than 400 miles south to North Carolina to meet a 15-year-old he met online, reportedly broke into the family's home and allegedly molested the child.

¡The call is coming from inside the house!

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I didn't read the article and assumed that he drove that far to yell at a kid who worked in one of his stores.

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“I know! I’ll travel across state lines and make it a federal crime!”

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He should have just stopped by a church and asked a priest for tips. I’m sure there were local teens he could molest.

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Yes.

Edit: lol someone downvoting what the company itself gives as the reason for them being closed on Sunday.

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Daqureply

No, it's wrong to rape children on sundays. You have to take a day off.

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lemmy.world

If you believe in Christianity you are automatically an awful person with the mind of a little kid. Is it weird knowing how easily you are indoctrinated? Do you also still believe in Santa?

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If you believe in Christianity you are automatically an awful person with the mind of a little kid.

You're quite euphoric, in this moment.

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399 miles I could be okay with, but 400?!?!? Intolerable!!!!!!

Seriously, headlines are weird. Why does the distance matter.

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What in the actual fuck ? Not to vuctim blame but the dad saw this and called 911??? What like did he wait till they arrived ??? It doesn't even seem consensual as the article says they planned to go somewhere else and the guy just broke in?? Did he change his mind or smth?? Also a lot of "un named " things . The artcle seems shit and i would've beat him up and then called the police here's to hopping the inmates give him a dose of it.

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