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21Cabbage
lemmynsfw.com

They should have a choir come out and sing mockingly every time a child falls in it.

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zero_gravitasreply
aussie.zone

Sorry to hear about your gravitas situation, times are tough for many of us 😆

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Delphiareply
lemmy.world

Tourism is weird. I'm Australian and had no idea where the Cadbury factory is in Australia, now I do. Would I take my daughter to the Cadbury factory? Probably not, would I take her to the worlds largest chocolate fountain, where theres also a design your own chocolate bar studio, yeah I would.

I'm probably not going to Tasmania just for that, but if we went down for something else would I extend our trip for a day or two... yeah, I would.

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TassieTosserreply
aussie.zone

I was so disappointed when they discontinued factory tours because people couldn't keep their fucking hands to themselves when walking past the chocolate machines.

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otpreply
sh.itjust.works

Even Charlie got up to no good at one point. Everyone thinks they're the Charlie and won't get in any serious trouble for their antics.

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Deceptichum
sh.itjust.works

Of course it’s a Liberal politician. They couldn’t use that money on something to benefit the lives of the people.

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naeapreply
sopuli.xyz

I'm still searching for a politician that does something for the benefit of people and not just tries to get rich themselves or are on a power trip.

Any kind of political authority is about to fail over time

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MissJinxreply
lemmy.world

Well my life would improve with access to free melting chocolate. Just don't know how long I would live after eating from a public chocolate fountain

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