TTannah feddit.uk1Hide 1 replyIt's not that she doesn't want kids - she's just trying to avoid the big bill.26Reply
EEmoDuck replysh.itjust.worksI was about to call you out for confusing bill with beak but after some research it tuurns out they are actual synonyms3Reply
SimplyChad lemmy.worldThe stork delivers the regular babies, but the big babies are delivered by crane.25Reply
ggibmiser lemmy.world1Hide 1 replySounds like a euphemism. Mmmmm yeah I was up all night smacking the stork14Reply
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It's not that she doesn't want kids - she's just trying to avoid the big bill.
I was about to call you out for confusing bill with beak but after some research it tuurns out they are actual synonyms
The stork delivers the regular babies, but the big babies are delivered by crane.
Sounds like a euphemism.
Mmmmm yeah I was up all night smacking the stork
That's a strange way of saying you're on birth control lol
Fuck off damn bird! I'm not ready for the responsibility.