AEW REVOLUTION Discussion Thread 03/03/24
Tonight, AEW presents Revolution! LIVE from the Greeensboro Coliseum Complex in Greensboro, NC! The card includes:
ZERO HOUR | 6:30pm ET / 3:30pm PT | FREE ON YOUTUBE |
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Kris Statlander & Willow Nightingale vs. Julia Hart & Skye Blue
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Bang Bang Scissor Gang vs. Jeff Jarrett, Satnam Singh, Jay Lethal, Willie Mack, & Private Party
AEW REVOLUTION | 8pm ET / 5pm PT | BLEACHER REPORT, PPV, FITE TV
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International Championship: © Orange Cassidy vs. Roderick Strong
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AEW World Championship: © Samoa Joe vs. Hangman Vs. Swerve
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AEW Women's Championship: © Toni Storm vs. Deonna Purrazzo
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AEW Tag Team Championship: © Sting & Darby vs. The EVP’s Matthew and Nicholas Jackson
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TNT Championship: © Christian Cage vs. Daniel Garcia
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Will Ospreay vs. Konosuke Takeshita
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Continental Crown Match: © Eddie Kingston vs. Bryan Danielson
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All-Star 8 Man Scramble: Hook vs. Jericho vs. Wardlow vs. Lance Archer vs. Will Hobbs vs. Brian Cage vs. Magnus vs. Dante Martin
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FTR vs. Jon Moxley & Claudio Castagnoli
Revolution starts at 8pm EST | 5pm PST | 7pm CST | 1am BST
AEW PPV’s can be found on: Traditional PPV, Bleacher Report in the US & Canada, and FITETV internationally.
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Posting this early in hopes it'll pop up for everyone in time.
Also, if you're reading this, please upvote/boost the thread. It looks like this'll be our last PPV thread on Kbin so let's push this shit to the top!
LFG! Gonna be a good event!
I'm not going to cry! I'm just covered in cut onions!
It still hasn't shown up on feddit.de, but it isn't as bad as it sounds, since I usually watch US PPV on delay and the federation issues are really good to avoid spoilers :)
For the record, I was certain Darby had basically died.
There's still time!
When they say Magnus my mind immediately goes to Nick Aldis' name in TNA.
I thought the same thing.
Same lol
matthew and nicholas showing triple h how it should be done
Darby said we're both retiring today
darby no it's stings retirement
darby how are you standing
I think he might be a masochist
I think he might be a zombie
Anyone else not recognize PAC at first?
I sure as hell didn't
Genuinely took me a second to place him. I thought he might have been a UFC fighter at first.
I've never seen a beanie change someone's face so much
me! i looked up and wasn't sure who it was i'm so glad he's back though!
The strategy of trying to get the opponent counted out is the same as I would do when playing the hardest mode in old WWE games. Lol
i think nicholas and matthew want to be chased out of the state
adam cole is a jerk as aew adam cole but i also want to watch him play rebirth so bad because him playing final fantasy is so wholesome :D
You've mentioned his stream so often that it's made me want to check it out haha
he has his ff16 playthrough on youtube (i don't watch too many live ones just because i play ff games slowly) his community is so chill.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJi0Y-P5cW-hJIQDN9pV9LjN00qpbb6Rb
LOL THAT WCW ENDING
i'm very intrigued by the whole fact that max castor is on edge with the rest of the bbg but bowens is having the time of his life :3
Well the fact that he flubbed the rap again is making me triple down on my 'the first one was a work' idea lol
eddie's not mad; just disappointed.
i want lance and the righteous to be as big as the house of black because nobody is a bigger righteous stan than me <3
They're great. And their theme might be one of my favourites right now.
Didn't think much of em at first but they won me over on ROH.
Oddly enough, that seems like Sting's retirement and possibly Kbin/sc's retirement.
As long as the lights are on I'll lurk the empty halls of kb... Error 50x..
It's only fitting that I tried to upvote this comment and got an error message instead haha
same lol.
I wish they had Schiavone give the classic... sorry folks we are out of time!
Unfortunately their hands were tied by PPV providers only allowing a specific chunk of broadcast time.
it's a matter of when not if that will turns on don :)
Maybe tonight?
You really think a Don Callis Family sparring match could go tits up
Mox didn't bleed. What the hell is happening?!?
Apparently he hasn't bled since November 😳
It's the end times
he saw the sign that said moxley bleed on me and was like nah greensboro
Jokes aside, I'm hoping this is a sign that he got the message of 'less is more' from someone. Love seeing blood in my wrestling but if you as a professional wrestler are bleeding every match..like come on lol. A 7 min regular match shouldn't end up with you looking like a death match competitor.
Schiavone: "He's trying to beat him off!"
Lmao.
Nigel and Stokley's back and forth has been awesome. Just give them their own show.
road warriors mox and claudio make me want a skywalkers match with them and ftr
I hope they keep doing the shoulder pads
At least when teaming for a big event. One for each of em, customize em like how Claudio had a weathered swiss logo on his, I'm down 100%.
Edit: And there's FTR time to go grab more pulled pork.
I don't smoke but I think I need a cigarette
Me too lol
Fucking a.
Edit: aw and he got his handshake!
That was wild. Eddie's on such a roll right now.
dante vs samoa joe would be fire ngl but wardlow vs joe is gonna be fantastic too
From Nigel's crush to the bane of Nigel's existence.
Mariah definitely had me fooled lol.
mariah with gold = gold
@TellumSiege you and me both
There's at least 4 of us! lol
Got me too!
Daddy Magic is unhinged trying to strike a mother
Why was his chest yellow?
Cowardice
That much fucked
It was definitely a scramble
Scramble and a half!
I was disappointed that we didn't get the meat match but I was not disappointed with that match.
Same, that fucked. Plus we'll still get meat madness eventually!
kris, willow, skye and julia are all great but can we talk about how good julia has gotten now her and skye just need a house of black themed team name <3
the aew women's division is the best in the us right now
julia always impresses me and I need an official House of Black induction for her.
Edit: Also it still shocks me how (with that 1 exception a month or two ago) she can do that short-ass moonsault. I expect her to fuck it up each and every damned time.
Julia's improvement, especially after joining the House of Black, has been great! Glad she's back from being banged up!
😂😂😂Roddy is such a dork, I love it
That entrance was dorky as hell lol
What the fuck is he wearing....did Roddy find an open Spirit Halloween and decide he needed $11.25+tax worth of entrance gear today?! rofl
Good match tho!
Great match, and I think having the title change hands was the correct choice
Love the commentary usage on PPVs, the third man just puts over certain things better
True. I was just thinking that I wish they'd use Mox on commentary again. He killed it on that one PPV.
seeing david crockett and greensboro made me tear up a little :')
and tony next to him. ugh i love how much tony respects tradition and the nwa.
AEW's best get in the company's history was Schiavone and I will not take any questions about that.
I wonder how many more legends we'll see tonight? I know of one but I won't say it in case it spoils anyone...
This post wasn't showing for me on Lemmy.
Anyways: anyone else here Nigel's reference to what mamma Wayne calls Christian? .. Daddy
Whatever Tony's paying Nigel isn't enough. I hope he's on commentary all night.
except for the main event i want tony and jim ross :)
Oh yeah! JR has to be involved in that.
Did they fuck up the glass?
Darbys back looks gnarly
evil hangman makes me happy
It's great. Completely different from anything he's done in AEW.
Attacking refs is cowboy shit!
I've never been crazy about the idea of women's tag belts in AEW...but this match is changing my mind.
Unless you are retiring some set of belts, please no more, they have more than enough belts and so little time. I will relent if they turn Rampage into a women's show and don't just rely on one segment a show.
Dying to see the 2xtrios belts merged.
i like it only if it adds to my idea of having house of black hold all of the gold. <3
Aw man, I wanted the Sting speech too.
Surprised they cut it off.
i just watched the magnum ta dark side of the ring and it really is uncanny how much adam page looks like him
shit you aren't wrong.
What a match. It reminded me that Takeshita needs to wrestle more. Damn.
Damn right. Wasn't sure he'd work out when he had debut'd but I'm glad to be wrong.
20/10 no more comments
I truly thought he might take it a few times
I'm assuming they'll vacate the titles and have a tag team tournament
How very dare they cut off Sting.
elevator vp
Unbelievable.
Don't show that poor man ugly crying lol
who has two thumbs and misses kenny omega? this girl
Same. Diverticulitis is a bitch but hopefully we can see him back soon.
Me too :(
Hope he's doing okay
he just hosted the rebirth launch event and looked and sounded great! :)
wellll it didn't show up on my instance so i'll sign in here and post :)
jay white is definitely going to turn on his kids :^
It's not showing up on my usual instances either.
yeah :( i started a collision thread on mine but then i saw another one this morning when i woke up that was created a little while after so i didn't get to be in the live thread :^
This whole thing is a mess right now.
Oh for sure! But I'd be surprised if it happens tonight.
So many dick punches in AEW lately and now here's DG using his as a weapon.
The ol' eye poke!
I don't know if I should cheer or not! I don't know who I wanted to win!
renee's macho man cosplay tonight :')
I was trying to think about what her jacket reminded me of and that's exactly it lol
Fuck this montage ahead of Stings entrance is making me tear up.
Edit: oh god the music 😥
No Daddy Magic on commentary, I wonder if him and that psychopathic lunatic Adam Copeland are conspiring against Christian Cage
hopefully he's by angelo's side since saturday :(
Pretty sure he abandoned him and puts all his care into Danny
as much as i love the crow theme i really want to hear gary michael cappetta say "this is sting" to his surfer theme one last time :)
Excalibur is the fucking best.
Only on days ending in Y
😂😂😂A father to us all but Mama Wayne's Daddy
I think it's called average meat Taz not mini
Mini Meat is Dr. Meat's miniature sidekick.
It's just cold in here I promise!
If biting people is "classic Jon Moxley" than maybe someone should talk to Jon Moxley.
Jon Moxley did not agree with your assessment. He was also hungry.
Then someone needs to get that man a Snickers.
I feel he'd bite someone, grab the snickers, take a bite with a content look on his face and then resume biting someone lol
He needs to be fed more often
That's gimmick infringement!
I just realized what Roddy meant by watch your back Orange
Oh shit, OC lost and Kyle's back!
This PPV is all gas no brakes rn
Tell me about it. I need a damn pee break already!
As always it seems lol
Fuck I don't even care if this leads to Fish coming back too, if they end up pulling Roddy and Adam away from the Kingdom I'll be so happy.
Yes please!
Nice to see KOR back. I wonder how long it'll be until he has a match, though.
He looks a bit rough but hopefully nothing serious
Yeah I hate to say it but it looked like he hadn't slept in weeks.
As someone with heavy ass eye-bags them were some heavy ass eye-bags lol.
"Shades of Kenny Omega but Takeshita does it better!"
lol fucking Callis.
He manages to make me feel a little repulsed with everything he says
For sure. He's so damn greasy.
Has been since Cyrus the Virus, that man perfected greasy.
I was expecting Deonna to lose, but I really hope Tony has a plan for her after this.
There is no cohesive women's world title scene, so random tags I guess
So is the ref gonna tell Orange to watch Roddys neck? Wth man
Don Callis just makes me feel scummy
Comes on screen and ya wanna take a bath.
I'm guessing Wardlow wins this? Unless he and Jericho are going to do a program together...
Please no Jericho
Thankfully it's a no go!
Please don't have Sting lose. I want him to go out on a high.
Idk, I didn't see FTR losing
They've also now bled with the BCC
Same. I thought FTR was taking that.
Wonder how long until Will no longer feels indebted to Don
That blue thunder bomb counter was insane
This whole match is insane
100% agreed. Awesome match.
My tits are jacked
Damn, Hangman's actually getting booed
He's gotten booed off and on. It feels wrong
It really does.
True. It just felt like a full-on boo tonight. Just goes to show you how over Swerve is right now.
Has absolutely lost it lol
Hangman more like Unhinged man
He whupped that ref rofl
Oh
My
God
Just saying Hangman has friends in high places so maybe a verbal reprimand over a fine
A Starbucks gift card
Oscutter into Blue Fucking Thunder!
That was fucking awesome
😂😂😂 Sure let's just gloss over why Hangman hates Swerve
A simple misunderstanding
So Hangman is gonna keep edging Swerve, feels like an appropriate receipt for what's happened between them
It's just fantastic! He's willing to sabotage himself to screw over Swerve
Yeah their feud is nowhere near over.
We thought drinking blood was the line that was crossed. We gonna learn Hangman and Swerve paint new damn lines.
Oh yeah Swerve vs Ospreay is gonna fuck
Inject it into my eyeballs!
Pretty wild that Sting has been with Darby this entire run.
even wilder that darby didn't turn on him
sting deserved at least the 1 partner who wasn't a complete dick.
I knew this was a tornado tag but I didn't realize it was no DQ too
gotta love how you have a match where all four in it want to put the others over so they just go out and have a match where the fans win
this is the way
Aw damn, as if they cut off Sting's promo.
They'll put it up on the YouTube
Of course thugs like Sting and Darby would gang up on the EVPs
Bruh has Darby moved at all
DARBY, BRUH
Yeah, this might be an emotional night...
I got pizza and tissues! I'm gonna make it through!
I got pulled pork and popped an edible, I'll be a blubbering, well fed but calm mess soon.
Where's the beer?!
And I'm having pizza too lol.
I don't want to cry into it
Oh, that's what the tissues are for! I thought you were gonna mas--...nevermind.
Not enough Daddy Magic for that
The EVP's with the Codyvator. Incredible.
bahah
I think it's called an EVPvator bruv
lol now it is! I hope this isn't a one off and they use it every time.
I don't think I've seen a CMLL person win a match on Dynamite.
500 bucks says Magnus doesn't win this.
Let's go DG.
DG showing up with the Stinger drip love it.
(I used that right? I'm 40..)
I believe the kids are using rizz these days
Christian like a good father going first knowing kids most likely have a curfew tonight
Great point. And did Nigel just call him the DILF of the year? 😂
and a daddy too cementing just why nigel is iconic
the best.
😳 He gets a little excited when he's around Christian Cage
Is there a plan in case kbin.social continues to do nothing?
My kbin.earth account can see everything but what's on kbin.social
(For next time of course given Revolution is over lol): No matter what at this point we're gonna keep a backup community around for these kind of situations, since federation can't really be predicted.
Until we 'deprecate' this magazine (be it tomorrow or March 18th), lemmy.zip will stay open for posting as our backup so no matter what we got a place.
Assuming Fedia were to fully work out (doing tests) and become our new 'home', lemmy.zip will stay the backup (but probably with posting restricted to avoid spam until it's needed, if it's needed).
Should lemmy.zip become our new home but Fedia still works out, I'll make Fedia our backup community instead so we're still covered (even if it probably won't be needed). If Fedia doesn't work out I'll figure out a different backup community regardless lol.
Hangman and Swerves hatred for each other is gonna cost them
100%