I've done this enough that it's just become known as my "quirk" because everyone knows that I would rather "chew on a cactus and chase it with pure lemon juice" than make small talk at a work "social hour" for more than, like, 12 minutes. Because I told them so.
Ah, The Irish goodbye. A classic.
I've done this enough that it's just become known as my "quirk" because everyone knows that I would rather "chew on a cactus and chase it with pure lemon juice" than make small talk at a work "social hour" for more than, like, 12 minutes. Because I told them so.
So no one seems to mind much.
As a 28 year old: Where can I find these parties you speak of?
How many parties do they go to?
The vaunted 367.25 day-year
How many parties do normal people go to for this to be true?
My kid goes to a lot of birthday parties. I could save a lot of time here.
Your kid sounds cool
I always sneak out. At least I have a good reason, were up before 4am six days a week.