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lemm.ee

HoMoSeXuAlItY doEsNt eXiSt iN NaAaATtuUuUurRrRrEEeEeeeeee

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Joe Stevens

He's my neighbor and acts like he's got a 9-5, but I know he spends his off time in the basement with the light on thinking up new ways to enforce the global liberal agenda. Probably has posters of gay whales hung up in his office.

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lemmy.today

During the intimate encounter photographed in Hawaii, one of the whales was seen to be holding the other in place with its pectoral fins while penetrating it. The whale underneath appeared to be ailing, being noticeably emaciated and covered in whale lice, white-colored parasites sometimes found on cetaceans.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-10-12/whale-lice-captured-on-hervey-bay-humpback/101518622

University of Sunshine Coast ecologist Alexis Levengood says the only way a whale becomes infested with lice is through body contact with another whale.

"They usually get them through mating or from aggression and if they're fighting.

Might regret that.

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lemm.ee

Oh. The republicans will soon present a bill for the conversion therapy of whales....

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programming.dev

Or now they'll admit climate change is a thing. While claiming it's making whales gay.

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They do that with humans because it's harder to just get away with killing us.

For whales? They'll just try to revive the whaling industry.

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Are these whales unaware that homosexuality is unnatural? /s

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There's gales forecast this weekend. I wasn't worried before.

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lemmy.world

Why would they assume the whales were having sex for the first time?

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Best part:

Humpback whales are hefty lovers, measuring up to 16 meters (or 52ft) in length and weighing as much as 36 tons, which is the weight of several buses.

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You reached the end