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lemmy.world

Krazam completely on point, as usual. Gonna be mouthing "my pipeline is green" to myself even more than usual now.

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It's always a good day when Krazam uploads.

I just wish it was more than twice a year.

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We hope the site is serverless and scalable, but we all know that he's probably thrown it on a t2.micro without Cloudwatch, just to feel something.

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lemmy.world

one box to handle all the frontend requests

why is my project's architecture here lmao

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Because you're afraid to touch that one EC2 that's been running for 3 years before you joined. You just ignore that ASCII dove the 3 times you've SSH'd onto it.

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You were born to deploy K8s clusters.

OMG my sides. kubectl delete --all --all-namespaces

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He's right, I was born to deploy k8s clusters! My kids on the other hand will be tracked as virtual nodes on my homelab cluster.

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It’s crazy to me that Amazon just lets Krazam film in their offices (and nearly a decade of employment at Amazon tells me that is 100% an Amazon office). They’re such inflexible, ungenerous bastards.

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