Clarence Thomas Announces 50% Discount On All Favorable Rulings
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It's convenient that the gavel is used both for auctions and for courtrooms. Both situations apparently boil down to giving it to the highest bidder.
I knew it was satire because there's no way he'd give a discount.
Now that is a good article.
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