programmer_humor·Programmer Humorbydevilish666 Shiiieeettt....View original on lemmy.world358Comments16Reply
Toes♀ ani.social1Hide 1 replyBut because everyone is working off a 6TB Nas shared over the LAN at the office. No one really knows who changed the code. So we decided to fire 51% of the team figuring we got em.30Reply
xxav programming.dev2Hide 2 repliesPlot twist: 95% of the engineering team was fired once the code was "done". Including the poor schmuck who authored this.29Reply
ffluxion replylemmy.world// TODO: for wild capitalist fantasies only, rework before building entire economic systems around this if IsCEO() { openGoldenParachute() }6Reply
sspongebue replylemmy.worldIf that's the approach they took, and especially if it made it into a source code repository, I'd probably have fired them a long time ago!3Reply
treechicken lemmy.worldObviously if team was doing agile with CI/CD to promote frequent deployments and testing they would've never encountered this mess /s16Reply
I Cast Fist programming.devAt least our programmer had the decency to comment that bit as being disabled for debugging :D14Reply
ZZangoose replylemmy.one2Hide 2 repliesCould also be rust (no parens on ifs there either), kind of hard to tell with just an if statement and some function calls1Reply
ZZangoose replylemmy.oneOh true I didn't realize the semicolons were missing (that's what the compiler errors are for)1Reply
PPsychodelic lemmy.worldI'm gonna pretend there was a windows update at that specific time so it makes a bit more sense to me lol. That was good4Reply
vvan2z lemmy.world1Hide 1 replySource? Edit - found - https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/1ayuh4b/comment/krx0p8h/1Reply
VVenator replylemmy.nzhttps://old.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/1ayuh4b/todocommentsanalyzerisrequired/krx0p8h/ FTFY2Reply
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But because everyone is working off a 6TB Nas shared over the LAN at the office. No one really knows who changed the code. So we decided to fire 51% of the team figuring we got em.
Glad I’m not the only one working on the server
Plot twist: 95% of the engineering team was fired once the code was "done". Including the poor schmuck who authored this.
// TODO: for wild capitalist fantasies only, rework before building entire economic systems around this
if IsCEO() {
openGoldenParachute()
}
If that's the approach they took, and especially if it made it into a source code repository, I'd probably have fired them a long time ago!
Obviously if team was doing agile with CI/CD to promote frequent deployments and testing they would've never encountered this mess /s
At least our programmer had the decency to comment that bit as being disabled for debugging :D
"eh we'll fix it in post"
post:
What language is that?
Guessing Go? (since no parens on the if statement)
Could also be rust (no parens on ifs there either), kind of hard to tell with just an if statement and some function calls
or Swift, Rust has semicolons while Swift doesn't
Oh true I didn't realize the semicolons were missing (that's what the compiler errors are for)
I'm gonna pretend there was a windows update at that specific time so it makes a bit more sense to me
lol. That was good
Source?
Edit - found - https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/1ayuh4b/comment/krx0p8h/
https://old.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/1ayuh4b/todocommentsanalyzerisrequired/krx0p8h/
FTFY