Spyke

if you hand me my glasses like that i’m going to cry

and if you touch my guitar like that you’re going to die

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anonymousreply
lemmy.world

Out of all the things you could've said, you chose to say that.

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Iron Lynxreply
lemmy.world

Out of all the things you could have chosen to say, and you decided that. I hope you stub your little toe twice today.

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The third image reminds me of the following wise words:

“Always carry a microfiber cloth with you“ -Steve Jobs

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lemm.ee

Soft paper tissues work just as well in my one year experience of owning glasses.

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lemm.ee

That's what I thought too, but I used the super soft ones and surprisingly they work super well.

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Oh damn will definitely try it out…after I recover from this trauma you have caused my brain 🤣 ugh the juice makes me so uncomfortable

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bloubzreply
lemmygrad.ml

What? How could you ever scratch glass with paper? Is paper ewtraordinary rough where you live? Where I read paper I have to imagine soft and delicate paper

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lemmy.world

Pic 1 is a bit of a stretch. You'd have to be highly regarded to grab a glass like that

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lemmy.world

Highly regarded like the mayor? Like a pillar of the business community? Like Ke$ha?

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I mean, she hasn't been tarred, feathered and deported for her music yet, so probably 🤷

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It's true, I was at a gala dinner and saw Sir David Attenborough pass a glass of orange juice just like that and nobody batted an eye.

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Fun fact: amongst olden European nobility, handing someone a knife with the handle first meant that you wanted them to use it to kill themselves. Then again, they didn't actually hand each other knives that often afaik 🤷

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You're haha on it because it's funny, but a couple weeks ago my friend gave me an empty glass like on the first picture for sure, and he was totally fine.

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It's true, I was at a gala dinner and saw Sir David Attenborough pass an glass of orange juice just like that and nobody batted an eye.

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