'Still Think I’m Too Old?' Says Biden Spotted Shopping at Forever 21

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People just aren't going to accept his youthfulness until he raps it.

If you wanna reach those kids on the street
Then you gotta do a rap to a hip-hop beat!

The election is real soon and my opponent's gonna lose it,
Because he can't handle the rhymes of my hip-hop music.

They say I'm old and tired. Hey, yo, that's really whack!
At most I take my daily afternoon nap, Jack.

If only he could learn to connect with the youth of today!

Yo, my name is Joe Biden and I'm here to say
I'm the President in a very big way!

Hmm, maybe wearing a baseball cap backwards will do the trick?

"Howdy, fellow kids."

This changes everything!

Hmm, yes.

Hey, at least we have Harris if he dies. With Mr 91 indictments, we might not be so lucky.