LinkOpensChest.wav lemmy.blahaj.zone2Hide 2 repliesPontius Pilate: Aight Jesus, you got any last wishes before we put in the nails? Jesus: I've always wanted to fly.0
HHonkyTonkWoman replylemm.ee1Hide 1 replyGiven Jesus’s relationship with water, he’d better hope that cord don’t snap.0
LinkOpensChest.wav replylemmy.blahaj.zone"This is the worst superpower ever, why have you forsaken me?"0
Bungeesus is my favorite Jesus
Holy diver.
Hangs from a crucifix on his bun-gee
Pontius Pilate: Aight Jesus, you got any last wishes before we put in the nails?
Jesus: I've always wanted to fly.
Given Jesus’s relationship with water, he’d better hope that cord don’t snap.
"This is the worst superpower ever, why have you forsaken me?"