I bet woodpeckers have cool internal DOOM music playing when they go nuts on a tree.

Bruh those are all anxiety.

Me to my landlord: "The woodpeckers are really going for it on the house, I think there are termites."

My landlord: "Yeah, I pulled the siding off a few years back, tons of termites.. it is what it is."

Me: "Okay.....?"

Woodpeckers tongues wrap around their brains to prevent concussions.

Woodpeckers will also drum on metal to mark their territories. I hate them.