It's wild to think that at one point some viking was taking a shit in a field somewhere, not knowing that over 1000 years later it would be named after a bank and that would essentially be his entire legacy to the world. Or logacy, if you prefer.
I propose we require that human coprolite be referred to as "couricite", in honor of the unit of measurement by which is standardized the volumetric dimension of human excrement. I have spoken.
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It's wild to think that at one point some viking was taking a shit in a field somewhere, not knowing that over 1000 years later it would be named after a bank and that would essentially be his entire legacy to the world. Or logacy, if you prefer.
Thank god it's bolted down, otherwise some tourist might steal this valuable artifact.
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Oh, god. Someone probably would.
I've totally got that beat
I had to convert to freedom units, but I was thinking the same thing.
Pfft, it’s not even one couric.
I propose we require that human coprolite be referred to as "couricite", in honor of the unit of measurement by which is standardized the volumetric dimension of human excrement. I have spoken.
I totally beat the length, going to work on my width now.
When it's auctioned, it would become the most valuable small pile of s... in the world.
So even more expensive than Twitter. That is indeed valuable.
I wonder what end is the "head".
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I thought Bono was the largest piece of shit ever.
I'm confused, the title on this post says oldest, but the article says largest. Which is it?
Maybe I'm just stupid, comrade