“Sorry, boss. I am immersed in nature. I cannot take on any more projects.”

Greetings, egg-sibling

I'm sending this to my old wetlands ecology professor and I'm almost certain she's going to print this out and hang it in her office.

there is a phrase in scientific publishing where people plagiarize a paper but run it through a thesaurus to change certain words to make it less obvious. thing is, randomly picking things up from a thesaurus leads to what is called tortured phrases.

• counterfeit consciousness
• torment executioners

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• AI
• pain killers :::

retraction watch has more

"Drain the nature immersion" doesn't quite feel the same.

I am definitely going to use "let's not disturb the marshland".

This must be some sort of wetlander-humor

I'm fully submersed in that swampussy.

based and marsh pilled

Like that episode where Joey gets a thesaurus.

Instead of: I dispose of bodies by feeding them the gators in my swamp

Say: I recycle and enrich nature

Did Rogasen residents make this meme? Because the foundations of that town are muddy af.