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permacomputing·Permacomputingbyrcbrk

Firefox is a waste of global resources. Move everything back to TTY.

Don't use Firefox, use Lynx.

Better yet, boycott http etc entirely.

Gopher or die.

Why are you still using a backlit display? Pipe your terminal into a passive character LCD and go to bed when the sun goes down: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsOaahWFfug

Alt-ASCIIart image for those already on a 20x4 display (modified to fit in a 20x4 display):

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This is your life now.

Modern computing has revealed itself to be mostly unreasonable.

Go outside; potatoes need harvesting, the birds are eating your tomatoes, and the chickens haven't been fed yet.

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lemmy.world

I know this is a joke but this is oddly appealing to me.

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lemmy.ml

It started as a joke, finished as a journal entry.

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I read the title as a joke, and the more I read, the more I want it.

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Anyways as my chickens have already been fed and it's too early in the year for planting tomatoes, why not sit at my machine that eats whole forests so that I can look at cats and argue with people far away. But in color please, and with moving stuff and special effects! Trying to read slrpnk on a Raspberry Pi seems a little hardcore. I'd welcome turning image and video into something special and valuable again and return to text-based communication.

The other day I was talking to some people who share an interest and I mentioned that I had started to collect my literature about the topic in an online library reachable for all, and I was really excited - and just harvested blank stares. 'We just watch youtube videos.' .__.

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I'm actually a fan of this lol. This blog has tons to say on low-power computing. https://solar.lowtechmagazine.com/ The biggest bloat on your computer is the modern web! Everything could run on a Raspberry Pi if not for it!

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Still thinking about the sheer number of retro-computing people I know.

Also you say this about the potatoes, tomatoes, and chickens, but what about the other plants? Your lettuce is looking wilty.

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I think we definitely need to drop the browser in a trash can... But HTTP/1.1 should be salvageable just like JSON. Personally I feel the Java Applet was the USP of the browser. The JVM is the emulator!

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