robocall lemmy.world10Hide 10 replies"I don't want to kill innocent people" is a perfectly acceptable response104Reply
nninjan replylemmy.mildgrim.com1Hide 1 replyFar more likely to actually get you out of service78Reply
Deceptichum replykbin.social2Hide 2 repliesI only want to kill my commanding officers who are forcing me to go there.25Reply
mojofrododojo replylemmy.worldYou should enlist with these guys. https://twitter.com/PStyle0ne1/status/1756220075483299864?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp1Reply
BBoxerDevil replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyBur won't get you out of it. They will just give you a non combat role19Reply
Programmer Belch replylemmy.dbzer0.comMaybe say "I like throwing grenade backwards like bowling balls in wii sports?"24Reply
DDigitalTraveler42 replylemmy.worldAlso conscientious objectors exist, even when conscripted through the draft they were relegated to non-combat roles, the same exists for the American military now, it takes all types of people to keep a war machine running.4Reply
HHowManyNimons lemmy.world2Hide 2 replies"No I mean sexually. I find government-sponsored terrorism a real turn-off."87Reply
Sonotsugipaa replylemmy.dbzer0.com1Hide 1 reply"That's good! This war is actually sponsored by Raid: Shadow Legend, "37Reply
uunexposedhazard discuss.tchncs.de2Hide 2 repliesSpying on you, before you even start working. Even more reasons to not sign...39Reply
KKidplayer_666 replylemm.ee1Hide 1 replyI mean, if it is IG posts, then it is public information20Reply
THE MASTERMIND replyfeddit.chOnly if it is a public IG post as OP didn't mention if the post was public or private.10Reply
ccaptainlezbian lemmy.worldJust say you can’t hear him. Pretend you’re deaf and they won’t send you to war25Reply
ttjsauce lemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesJust recite the Draft Dodger Rag: https://youtu.be/_T9MHFldX1E?si=g3RaOCPI12ar3p9M8Reply
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"I don't want to kill innocent people" is a perfectly acceptable response
I only want to kill innocent people
Far more likely to actually get you out of service
And into the local PD
I only want to kill my commanding officers who are forcing me to go there.
Instant promotion to the top. Cant kill your co if you are the co
You should enlist with these guys.
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Bur won't get you out of it. They will just give you a non combat role
Maybe say "I like throwing grenade backwards like bowling balls in wii sports?"
Also conscientious objectors exist, even when conscripted through the draft they were relegated to non-combat roles, the same exists for the American military now, it takes all types of people to keep a war machine running.
"No I mean sexually. I find government-sponsored terrorism a real turn-off."
"That's good! This war is actually sponsored by Raid: Shadow Legend, "
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Spying on you, before you even start working. Even more reasons to not sign...
I mean, if it is IG posts, then it is public information
Only if it is a public IG post as OP didn't mention if the post was public or private.
Just say you can’t hear him. Pretend you’re deaf and they won’t send you to war
Just recite the Draft Dodger Rag: https://youtu.be/_T9MHFldX1E?si=g3RaOCPI12ar3p9M
Phil Ochs, brilliant!
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Easy fix, just break your leg infront of him.