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lemmy.ml

Bro aged like the spinach in my fridge

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They'd live till 40s even 60s, what throws off the average is a shit ton of kids died.

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Misinformation. Infant/child mortality skewed the numbers.

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MFW when I make joke about being depressed and no one laughs

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I know that dude, he asked me for a lighter then got mad when I said I don't smoke.

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It wasn't "that" he was kicked by a horse, it was "how often"

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If he's young, he's had a hard life. Looks like the Grim Reaper showed up and he's excited to have it all end

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kbin.social

Is that Rembrandt Rembrandt?

If so, I always thought that it was either his last name or a mononym

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feddit.uk

Yes,

Rembrandt van Rijn = Rembrandt.

Basically the same as Madonna Louise Ciccone = Madonna or Prince Rogers Nelson = Prince.

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Oh and your Ninja Turtle Old Masters had full names too - now, "Da Vinci" is pretty well known of course, but not so much the others:

Leonardo di ser Piero da Vinci

Michelangelo di Lodovico Buonarroti Simoni

Donato di Niccolò di Betto Bardi

Raffaello Sanzio da Urbino

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