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I once slept for 11 hours and when I woke up my cats looked extremely disappointed that they wouldn't get to devour me. [[email protected]]

I once slept for 11 hours and when I woke up my cats looked extremely disappointed that they wouldn't get to devour me.

Image transcription: Studies have shown that cats would eat their owners if they slept for 12 hours straight.

(Originally published a few hours ago on mstdn)

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Well, if they can't wake you (so they can be fed), then they need to eat something! :blobcatcool: :blobcatnomcookie:

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I had to read it twice before understanding it's the *owner* who would have to sleep for 12 hours straight and not the cats.

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I know a paramedic who was called to a home where the cat owner overslept. She now does not like cats. To be fair to cats, we are made of meat. If my cat were made of chocolate could I resist?

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