thesatanictemple·The Satanic TemplebyDevCat It's Story Time!View original on lemmy.world629Comments16
kkwking13 lemm.ee6Hide 6 repliesHmm, so what books would be best for Baphomet to read to children? (non-serious replies only please)20
daemonkat replylemmy.worldC is for Cthulhu! A little eldritch horror never hurt anyone while awake and in a perfectly lit room.11
kkrackalot replyvlemmy.net1Hide 1 replyMan, we want those kids to have a good time and not be totally mental after, I think we should skip this one.14
ccynar replylemmy.worldBae Wolf could be a good one. It's a (very) kid friendly retelling of Beowulf.4
ssaltesc lemmy.worldOh, I'd love to hear about it all from their perspective. I'll assume it's quite scandalous if demon story time is banned too. I've got a feeling we haven't been told all of the story...3
Hmm, so what books would be best for Baphomet to read to children? (non-serious replies only please)
Animal Farm is a fun story about talking animals!
C is for Cthulhu! A little eldritch horror never hurt anyone while awake and in a perfectly lit room.
The Bible!
Man, we want those kids to have a good time and not be totally mental after, I think we should skip this one.
Yeah my bad it's really not age appropriate anyways.
Bae Wolf could be a good one. It's a (very) kid friendly retelling of Beowulf.
This is the story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down 😂
Reading is so fuckin metal
Unholy shit, there's a Satanic Temple community on Lemmy!?! Subbed.
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Didn't know this community had been made. What up from Salem HQ town!
Sign me up!
This new DM's campaign is fucking lit!
Oh, I'd love to hear about it all from their perspective. I'll assume it's quite scandalous if demon story time is banned too. I've got a feeling we haven't been told all of the story...
ReeRee liberals or something /s