Ohio Begins Executing Random People In Hopes They’re Criminals
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The Kyle Rittenhouse defense
Well, they're not entirely random in picking the people to execute.
Yeah, they pick out the easiest person to pin a crime on/extract a false confession from.
If we get even one criminal, it will have all been worth it.
Stray not from the path of righteousness, or the random arm of the law may crush you! Or not, you know, it’s unpredictable really.
For some reason they all come from Cleveland
Just legalize Purge Night.
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