greentext·Greentextby🍹Early to RISA 🧉 Anon works in mysterious waysView original on sh.itjust.works658Comments25Reply
CClay_pidgin sh.itjust.works9Hide 9 repliesWhich beetle looks like a giraffe? The Giraffe Wevil! It's insane that these exist. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giraffe_weevil85Reply
Dr. Wesker replylemmy.sdf.org3Hide 3 repliesWeevils are very cool. I only recently became aware of them.13Reply
FFuck u/spez replysh.itjust.works2Hide 2 repliesI'm just going to leave this here. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=440l8poSQiA9Reply
Peppycito replysh.itjust.worksI'm going to pile this on top of that https://youtu.be/zDij0v5nt8I?si=Sa4eAQh9xCn5LSwm4Reply
CClay_pidgin replysh.itjust.worksWhy, pray, is the shortest watch called the "dog watch"? Because it's CUR-TAILED! Hah! I have you sir, you're dished! Killick, Killick there! Light along with the Madiera! The Aubrey-Maturin books are some of my dearest favorites, and the movie is great fun too.2Reply
Obi replysopuli.xyzOk I won't, I'll just keep licking frogs for those intense psychedelic trips instead.25Reply
AAlexstarfire lemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesDude made crabs countless times. He can't even remember what he makes.49Reply
KKusimulkku lemm.eeThese godjaks or whatever are the best trend in a while I've seen over there28Reply
llars lemmy.sdf.orgI always believed in You. But only for the bad things. I humbly and respectfully thank You for making the ways in which You work less mysterious.11Reply
Røøk lemmy.worldFucker made cockroaches and is probably proud because they are so resilient. This is a beatle planet that happens to have humans5Reply
SStarkstruck lemmy.worldGiven that like 25% of all known species are beetles this seems to track3Reply
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Which beetle looks like a giraffe?
The Giraffe Wevil! It's insane that these exist. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giraffe_weevil
Fine body like a construction crane.
Me when I meet a tall suitor
Majestic!
Weevils are very cool. I only recently became aware of them.
I'm just going to leave this here.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=440l8poSQiA
I'm going to pile this on top of that
https://youtu.be/zDij0v5nt8I?si=Sa4eAQh9xCn5LSwm
Why, pray, is the shortest watch called the "dog watch"? Because it's CUR-TAILED! Hah! I have you sir, you're dished!
Killick, Killick there! Light along with the Madiera!
The Aubrey-Maturin books are some of my dearest favorites, and the movie is great fun too.
Ok I won't, I'll just keep licking frogs for those intense psychedelic trips instead.
Dude made crabs countless times. He can't even remember what he makes.
Cancer, crabs, it's all connected
Stop asking about the cancer! He said to trust the Beatles.
These godjaks or whatever are the best trend in a while I've seen over there
I always believed in You. But only for the bad things. I humbly and respectfully thank You for making the ways in which You work less mysterious.
I wish to hear more about this master plan of his.
I hear it involves giving cancer to little kids.
Fireflies are beetles as well, perhaps even my favorite.
I'm too lazy to fact check this, so it must be true
Anon caught some ennui off a Discworld novel
an inordinate fondness for beetles
Fucker made cockroaches and is probably proud because they are so resilient. This is a beatle planet that happens to have humans
Given that like 25% of all known species are beetles this seems to track
No wonder the made 400000 of them.
beetles would have had sentience first but they didnt eat the apple