What do you think we are spraying when we spray for mosquitos? Of course it is to help the little flying pests turn Christians gay. Really. Have you ever seen the mosquito population actually go down? Do you really know what is in that spray? You just assumed, and now you too are gay.
"Loving Jesus" is a term TFI members use to describe their intimate, sexual relationship with Jesus. TFI describes its "Loving Jesus" teaching as a radical form of bridal theology. They believe the church of followers is Christ's bride, called to love and serve him with wifely fervor; however, this bridal theology is taken further, encouraging members to imagine Jesus is joining them during sexual intercourse and masturbation. Male members are cautioned to visualize themselves as women, in order to avoid a homosexual relationship with Jesus.
If that's true why aren't the sugar water pools in rainbow order. Folks, let's not get tricked by fake news. The real threat is rainbows and, of course, double rainbows.
This is true, by the way.
Depending on which of the 4 colors bite you, you either become an L, a G, a B or a T.
LAGABORAT: Let's All Glare At Borat
Liquid Assisted Gastric Ant Bioweapon: Orientation Reconfigurating Assault Transmitter
BRB, pitching this as a horror movie to the studio that made The Sound of Freedom.
Great success! High five!
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Yeah we thought we could go through with this unnoticed, but the christians are just a little too clever.
There's a phrase I've never heard before.
Well this was foretold in the book of revelations.
"And ye will cower and fear, the insect small. Ants, with their gay, will swarm and convert the unwilling into a life of sin.
Gay Antgenda
Yass Queen!
Something something... Flaming Ants?
Also:
What is this, a Gay Agenda for ants?
That's all I got.
What do you think we are spraying when we spray for mosquitos? Of course it is to help the little flying pests turn Christians gay. Really. Have you ever seen the mosquito population actually go down? Do you really know what is in that spray? You just assumed, and now you too are gay.
Holy shit I am gay! This is really happening.
I knew it
What if I'm already gay, can the ants pick up on this and leave me alone?
They'll make you somehow even gayer.
Not just gay, SUPERGAY™.
And it's like, how much more gay can I be?
And the answer is, none. None more gay.
The ants might try to date you
TIL: Homosexuality was a religion?
Or is Christianity a sexual orientation?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Family_International#Loving_Jesus
OK, hot
Wow, I feel really sorry for anyone growing up with these people.
That's cool I guess. Jesus would be open to men though, apparently, so Jesus is bi? Pansexual?
If that's true why aren't the sugar water pools in rainbow order. Folks, let's not get tricked by fake news. The real threat is rainbows and, of course, double rainbows.
Finally some good fucking news ;P
Ooooh so THAT’S the homosexual agenda. Good to know!
They're pretty ♥️💙💚💛💜
It’s that god damned Joe Biden
I’m not sure whether you considered “omg yall dawg omg yall jor Biden”
okay there's NO WAY the person who wrote this ISN'T a closet homosexual who's trying to cope
God I wish.
Those are honeypot ants.
No, I'm allergic!
Not to the gay, to the ants.