I know that it didn't actually flee and just drove off because it was following it's programming, but damn, the mental image of this robot hitting a car and then going, "Oh, shit! I'm outta here," is hilarious to me.

...I may be a little high.

According to the passer-by, who prefers not to be identified

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Both doors of the car were scratched and the passer-by lifted the robot onto the roadway, where it fled the scene.

Not surprising the accomplice in this crime refused to give their name.

The robot was white, right? So it should have stayed. It had nothing to fear from the police.

It's good the little guy got away in time! Why tangle around with a much bigger foe?

The enemy of my enemy is my friend.

Become Ungovernable!

In a further development, the car that was hit arrived home to find a damaged robot trying to deliver his cold dinner order...

/s