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lemm.ee

Imagine your superpower is teleportation but only to a sitting position onto a chair in your field of view.

*throws a chair above a chain link fence*

*it lands upside down*

"Fuck"

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Join a circus by doing the thing, to earn money to pay off the crushing medical debt that you only incurred by doing that thing in the first place

It is flawless

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"Do caltrop chairs exist?" got added to my search history today

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kbin.social

Hell yeah watch me tween between sitting and standing without having the stop moving. So much time saved

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The best part is that you can use that saved time to tween even more!

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