Spyke
sopuli.xyz

Sea otters have been regularly observed to rape baby seals over weeks, and continue raping them after they've died.

River otters are cute though.

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But they are so cute though, look at them walking around, falling over the little goofballs.

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SinJab0nreply
mujico.org

Dude, what the hell u made me read? I mean, dude !

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Like people wouldn't force them to mate with seals if it would produce something cute for the Internet.

Stolen from a comedy sketch I saw in Orlando.

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medgremlinreply
lemmy.sdf.org

I'm always down for replacing problematic celebrities, especially when you can replace them with precious critters.

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Yes, yes...most species have individuals that do horrible things to other animals/species, but I'm more willing to ignore the outliers of species that do not have the capacity for complex ethical philosophy. In this case, pointing out aberrant abominable behavior is more pedantry than discourse, in my opinion.

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lemmy.world

If you haven't replaced your Drake meme template with this one yet, you otter.

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lemmy.ml

At least otters don't sexually harass underage girls via whiny text message. I'll take the otter over Drake any day!

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Otters are brilliant! Not quite as good as rabbits but they're still pretty good, thanks for the new template!

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infosec.pub

Question: if I don't have any other themes listed on my instance can I use a theme or does the instance owner have to apply it?

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