comicstrips·Comic StripsbySundray Sentient vacuum cleaners?Haircut Practice by Adam Koford for January 22, 2024View original on lemmus.org683Comments29
ttiramichu lemm.ee10Hide 10 repliesThey vacuum ONE ROOM per year. It's nearly a decade for the full house!77
QQuinceDaPence replykbin.social3Hide 3 repliesK, then I got 7 since that means bathrooms and closets count3
QQuinceDaPence replykbin.social1Hide 1 replyYou were surprised by 5 but even my 800sqft house has more1
CronyAkatsuki replylemmy.cronyakatsuki.xyzMy house literally has 2 bedrooms, kitchen/living room , bathroom and a pantry. 4 of us live in it.1
llurch (he/him) replysh.itjust.works1Hide 1 replyisn't that what the roomba is for? i'm confused /s12
Emerald (she/her) replylemmy.worldWhoever drew this I'm going to need to speak with you after class, this is unacceptable /s6
NovaPrime lemmy.ml1Hide 1 replyI imagine it would be somewhat like coming to on the elevator in Severance. The vacuum would be your innie experience with zero concept of the world outside.20
rroawre replyfeddit.chYeah right ? It vacuum , then blackout, then vacuum again indefinitely. Time is irrelevant10
jjubilationtcornpone sh.itjust.worksYou're already halfway to the plot of "The Brave Little Toaster."18
cchaogomu replykbin.socialA lifesaver until the Roomba becomes sentient. Then it's robot ankle apocalypse.9
ppalordrolap replykbin.socialI am a borderline hoarder. I don't think a robot vacuum cleaner is going to cut it.5
key lemmy.keychat.orgYet another problem solved by batteries! That way they're asleep for the violent part.4
They vacuum ONE ROOM per year. It's nearly a decade for the full house!
Your house has more than 5 rooms?
Define rooms.
Places separated by walls, what else?
K, then I got 7 since that means bathrooms and closets count
You don't count them by default?
You were surprised by 5 but even my 800sqft house has more
My house literally has 2 bedrooms, kitchen/living room , bathroom and a pantry.
4 of us live in it.
You guys have houses?
No.
You guys have senses to perceive said house?
... you guys vacuum? :-P
isn't that what the roomba is for? i'm confused /s
Ngl you had us in that first half... :-P
It's a living...
Whoever drew this I'm going to need to speak with you after class, this is unacceptable /s
I imagine it would be somewhat like coming to on the elevator in Severance. The vacuum would be your innie experience with zero concept of the world outside.
Yeah right ? It vacuum , then blackout, then vacuum again indefinitely. Time is irrelevant
You're already halfway to the plot of "The Brave Little Toaster."
If you hate vacuuming get a Roomba. Lifesaver.
A lifesaver until the Roomba becomes sentient. Then it's robot ankle apocalypse.
I am a borderline hoarder. I don't think a robot vacuum cleaner is going to cut it.
Now imagine how horrifying this sketch would be if vacuums were sentient
seems more like one of the rooms each year
Yet another problem solved by batteries! That way they're asleep for the violent part.
This feels like an interdimensional Peanuts cartoon